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  • Japan is in trouble
    12-05

    Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan's well-oiled economic machine. It's only a mater of time before that po...

  • What should they get?
    12-05

    Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-f...

  • Ask your question
    12-05

    One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify. A severe, no-nonsense professional, she sat down in the witness chair, unaware that...

  • Who handles cases?
    12-05

    Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and Gregory. Nugent sat down at the desk of the senior member of the firm.&...

  • Get away with murder
    12-05

    Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years“Herman: “Hmm. I killed a man, and I'm here for 3 ...

  • Seashore with family
    12-05

    A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted. "Darling, it was just ...

  • Steal from lawyers
    12-05

    Jack and Mugs, two second-story men from Flatbush, were comparing notes on recent burglaries."Didja get anything on that last heist?" Jack a...

  • Newest horror movie
    12-05

    Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear?"It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer.The qu...

  • Short legal laughs
    12-05

    What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do you have?2. Where can you get more?3. Do you have anything you can se...

  • Tell the whole truth
    12-05

    Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense."You must swear to tell the complete truth. Do you understand?&quo...

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