When there are too many policemen, there can be no liberty;When there are too many soldiers, there can be no peace;When there are too many lawyers, th...
"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent."And you're a liar!" bellowed the opposition.Banging his gavel loudly,...
A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel. Rather than adjourning what he thought was an e...
A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed the trial along. The attorney had bristled at th...
A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them,&q...
Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, "You made the world so that it was not fair, and you made it so that most people wo...
After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Carribean resort. While relaxing on the beach, he was ...
A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn't start. He called a taxi, and soon one arrived at his house.Climbing in, he told the driver to ta...
You Might Be A Lawyer If....You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words l...
One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heave...