One day, he went out hunting with some friends. A strong wind suddenly blew his wig off. When his friends saw what had happened, they started laughing...
Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in?Customer: No.Barber: Oh, then I must have cut your throat.理发员：你进来时是不是系着红围巾？顾客：没有呀。理发员：噢，那我肯定弄破了你...
After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: Horse saddle and bridle for $50.Inadvertently（非故意地） the paper ad...
Visitor: Is this a healthy place to live in?Local yokel: Yes, sir. When I arrived here, I couldn't walk or eat solid food.Visitor: What was the ma...
A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:“Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline...
While taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed beast turned around to chase them.In running, one journalis...
Mark Twain once went to borrow a certain book from a neighbour in Tarry town."May I borrow a book from you?" he asked politely."Yes, yo...
"No," growled（咆哮） the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. The pair you have aren't worn out.""Not wor...
How did you make your fortune?I became the partner of a rich man. He had the money and I had the experience.How did that help?Now he has the experienc...
One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surp...