Stranger: Catch any fish?Fisherman: Did I! I took forty out of this stream this morning.Stranger: Know who I am? I'm the game warden.Fisherman: Kn...
A little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. The family dog began to howl along dismally.Finally, the father co...
A fat lady walked into the dress shop. "I'd like to see a dress that would fit me," she told the clerk."So would I," said the ...
There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing（耕地） , and his horse immediately galloped（疾驰，飞奔） five miles to the nearest town and ...
Brown: I'm sorry to see you so unwell. Have you seen the doctor?Jack: Yes. I'm having three baths a day.Brown: What for?Jack: Don't know, ...
Proctor (exceedingly angry):"So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched? Now what part did you take...
"Father," said Jim, running into the drawing-room, " there's a big black cat in the dining-room.""Never mind, Jimmy,"...
Mr. Johnson: Are you using you mower this afternoon?Mr.Smith: Yes.Mr.Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needi...
The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.You have your choice of two brains, he told the patient, For $1000 you can have the brain of...
Judge: I don't understand why you broke into the same store three nights in a row.Prisoner: Well, Your Honor, I picked out a dress for my wife, an...