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  • One Point 一分之差
    12-05

    Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the f...

  • Ground Rules 基本原则
    12-05

    One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll(滑稽的) sense of humor. Explaining his ground...

  • Keys Or Kiss 钥匙还是接吻
    12-05

    A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States.After placing quite a number of e...

  • Caught stealing 预算超标的小偷
    12-05

    A shoplifter(商店扒手) was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don&#...

  • Warning 提醒
    12-05

    Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a fe...

  • Money and friends
    12-05

    A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?B: Friends, of course.A: Why?B: I can always borrow money from friends.甲:你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要?乙:当然是朋友。甲...

  • Much Worse 那就更糟了
    12-05

    Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teet...

  • Englishman 一个英国人
    12-05

    Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor(走廊) of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The serv...

  • A Question 一个问题
    12-05

    Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question?Student: What's the name of this course?教授:在开始考试之前,还有什么问题吗?学生:考试科目的名称是什么?...

  • I also have Bania blood in my body
    12-05

    A rich Sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery. He got it from a poor short Bania. Sardarji gave him 5 million dollars.Once again the Sardar neede...

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