An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer ... you're in the wrong ...
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the littl...
At a convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers ...
The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records.Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in...
A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn?t want to go to jail. But his lawyer told hi...
A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, ...
A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. “...
Washington state attorney season and bag limits1300.01 GENERAL1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Tak...
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surpri...
Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the first lawyer declared them to be deer tracks. The se...