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  • Punsihment
    12-05

    A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized a...

  • Lawyer Cross-Examines a Cop
    12-05

    A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial. It went like this:Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?A...

  • A Lawyer at the Pearly Gates
    12-05

    A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surpri...

  • Mother-In-Law
    12-05

    Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. "This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter,...

  • Engineering Hell
    12-05

    An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says: "Ah, you're an engineer, but you worked for a high-t...

  • Insomniacs
    12-05

    A police chief, a fire chief, and a city attorney were traveling together by car to a municipal management conference in a distant city. Their car bro...

  • Translation troubles
    12-05

    A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his captu...

  • Valentine's Day Cards
    12-05

    A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on brigh...

  • Strange
    12-05

    A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawy...

  • Big Man in a Small Town
    12-05

    Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man...

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