A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.His Personal Psychic（灵媒，巫师） Advisor tells him "You are going to meet...
One day the staff members of a zoo called a meeting to discuss the problem--how to deal with the kangaroos that were found out of the cage. They came ...
A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is...
A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the d...
Walking on the beach one day he saw a crab, went to see what happens, suddenly crab pincers（钳子） folder, then crab bush run. Tiger jumped the pain, fol...
A curious guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's ri...
A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala（欢庆的） charity event was taking place.Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to th...
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At the station, the lawyers each buy a ticket but the engineers buy jus...
A couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and died. When they arrive in heaven, they see St. Peter at...
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true. &...