At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater（母校，校歌） . One of the guests asked him if he had been a student t...
Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas.Pa: Why not?Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew w...
Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.Walter: What was it?Teacher: Eggs.Walter: Wrong. ...
We have got a new dog, would you like to come around and play with him?Well, I don't know. Does he bite?That's what I want to find out.我们又得到了一...
Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen?警察：你估计小偷是什么时候进入你家的？失主：我的手表都被偷走了，我怎么知道是什么时...
Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased br...
Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.顾客：服务员，我盘子里怎么只有一块肉？服务员：先生，请稍候，我去...
In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer（门厅，大厅） . A few minutes ...
Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?Dad: That happens in every country, so...
Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto?Ticket agent: That depends on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago.旅行者：我还能赶上...