A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch（门廊） .I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. What's your s...
An old couple went into a restaurant and ordered something to eat: one Coca Cola and one portion of French fries. The old man sat down and the woman, ...
Walking up to a department store's fabric（织物，布） counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much d...
When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. "I remember solving the problem in my dream last ...
A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom - flunked（不及格，失败） all courses. Kicked out of school...
"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero." "Neither do I. But that's the lowest g...
Teacher: Cassandra, if I saw a man beating a donkey and I stopped him, what virtue would I be demonstrating? Cassandra: Brotherly love? 老师：Cassandra，如...
Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marc...
A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby.“From your looks,“ said the fat man, “there might have been a famine.““Yes,“ was the reply, “and...
Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.Nurse: No wonder the doctor who opera...