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  • Who is talking
    12-05

    An army general telephoned to his unit in another place wanting to speak to someone. He said, "Hello!"There was a soldier, playing like a se...

  • Criticize
    12-05

    One American came to Russia to have a look and visit. And there he saw all the secret police, and the people were scared and didn't smile. So the ...

  • Who is my father
    12-05

    A child aged seven or eight ran hastily to the police station and told a policeman, "Please come quickly! A man is at my house beating up my fath...

  • Hospital for the first time
    12-05

    At age of 83, granddad went to hospital for the first time. "What is this?" he asked as he held up the bell cord they had fastened to his pi...

  • How About the Kitchen?
    12-05

    Jack told his wife, Helen, that he wanted to spend his vacation where he had never been before.Helen said, How about the kitchen?”杰克对他的妻子海伦说,他想去...

  • All in here
    12-05

    The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor's Day, most of the prisoners had family members and fr...

  • Fast Asleep
    12-05

    Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep(熟睡的). Rather than wake hi...

  • An old woman went to a supermarket
    12-05

    An old woman went to a supermarket, to the tomato or tofu stall. She bent down to pick some tomatoes or tofu, and because she was old, her spine gave ...

  • Good Intentions
    12-05

    One day a boy came to his teacher and said: "Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast pig.""I certainly do," said the teacher, ...

  • Who's carrying the bags
    12-05

    My youngest brother, Tony, had just completed basic training and was home on leave prior to his first tour in Germany. Since I was an Army National Gu...

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