I wanted to make my mark as the new food-service officer at a recruit training center. The menu was loaded with red meat, so I devised a new one to re...
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!&qu...
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.-- He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？-- 墓地...
A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So w...
Author: You can't apprecciate it. You never wrote a book yourself.Friend: No, and I never laid an egg, but I'm a better judge of an omelet tha...
"Excuse me, but the seat you've taken is mine.""Yours? Can you prove it?""Yes, I put a cup of ice cream on it.""...
One day, Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"一天，夏娃问亚当："你当真爱我吗？"亚当无可奈...
Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up tal...
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladie...
Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money.Wife: And now?Husband: Now I'm thinking About how much I could have saved if I hadn...