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  • Let the chicken live
    12-05

    I wanted to make my mark as the new food-service officer at a recruit training center. The menu was loaded with red meat, so I devised a new one to re...

  • A drunk 醉汉
    12-05

    A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!&qu...

  • He is really somebody 他真是一个大人物
    12-05

    -- My uncle has 1000 men under him.-- He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的?-- 墓地...

  • Advice for "Kid" 忠告“年轻者”
    12-05

    A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So w...

  • I never laid an egg 我从来不会下蛋
    12-05

    Author: You can't apprecciate it. You never wrote a book yourself.Friend: No, and I never laid an egg, but I'm a better judge of an omelet tha...

  • The seat you've taken is mine
    12-05

    "Excuse me, but the seat you've taken is mine.""Yours? Can you prove it?""Yes, I put a cup of ice cream on it.""...

  • Do I have any other choice
    12-05

    One day, Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"一天,夏娃问亚当:"你当真爱我吗?"亚当无可奈...

  • Can we have our teacher back
    12-05

    Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up tal...

  • Who's More Polite
    12-05

    A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladie...

  • Saving money 存钱
    12-05

    Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money.Wife: And now?Husband: Now I'm thinking About how much I could have saved if I hadn...

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