“Larry! Come here!“ said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, “ I've just had a call from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Dori...
“What are you so happy about?“ a woman asked the 98-year-old man.“I broke a mirror,“ he replied.“But that means seven years of bad luck.““I know.“ he ...
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."The woman walks to the rear of t...
An artist was part of an exhibition, and he asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display.&qu...
One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just d...
A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you eve...
Teacher: “John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?“John: “What do you think it is, sir?“Teacher: “I don't think, I KNOW!“John: “I do...
Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?Tom: Men.Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?Tom: Twins.老师：汤姆，男人”这个词的复数形式是什么?汤姆：男人们。老师：答得好。那孩子”...
A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the o...
Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?Kevin: Please sir, I bruised（擦伤） two fingers knocking in a nail at home.Teacher: I don't see any bandag...