英语巴士网

英语笑话大全

  • I'm not even thirsty 我一点都不渴
    12-05

    Nearing the end, Stanislaw is surrounded by loved ones. As the final moment approaches, he gathers all his strength and whispers, "I must tell yo...

  • My capital has been frozen 我的资产已被冻结
    12-05

    My cousin always "borrows" money from her older brother's piggy bank, which drives him crazy.One day, she found the piggy in, of all pla...

  • The Cemetery Shortcut 为抄近路走墓地
    12-05

    Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.Right in the middle of the cemet...

  • A very simple operation 一个简单的手术
    12-05

    A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation."What's the matter?" he was asked.He said, "I heard ...

  • The Effectiveness of Advertisement 广告的效力
    12-05

    Some businessmen were talking about advertising on TV excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before, every one had his point of view.At this mome...

  • The smartest dog 聪明的狗
    12-05

    A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.He watched the game in astonishment for a while."I can hardly ...

  • World War II is over 二战已经结束
    12-05

    This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest to confess."Well, Father," began the old man, "At the beginning of World War II a be...

  • Keep the change 零钱不用找了
    12-05

    Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogde...

  • Beware of Dog 小心有狗
    12-05

    As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, “Danger! Beware of dog!“ posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harml...

  • Motivation 动机
    12-05

    My English professor once launched into a lecture on "motivation". "What pushes you ahead?" he asked. "What is it that makes ...

  • 上页
    120 / 610页
    下页

    推荐栏目