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  • FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY
    12-05

    Miss Bea was in her eighties, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring...

  • SCENE OF THE ACCIDENT
    12-05

    A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is hurt....

  • STROLLING DOWN THE STREET ONE DAY
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    Two old Jewish men are strolling down the street one day when they happen to walk by a Catholic church. They see a big sign posted that says, "Co...

  • A PARTICULARLY HARD QUESTION
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    A nun dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter says to her, "I'm sure you've lead a virtuous life, Sister, but before I can let you into heaven...

  • HOW TO GET RID OF A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS
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    When they ask, "Can I talk to you about God?" Reply, "Sure, what would you like to know?"Answer the door with a bloody knife and s...

  • WALKING IN THE MOUNTAINS
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    A man was walking in the mountains just enjoying the scenery when he stepped too close to the edge of the mountain and started to fall. In desperation...

  • FAILING THE MATH TEST
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    A ten-year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail. Finally, at the insistence of a fam...

  • Three pastors 三个牧师的故事
    12-05

    Three pastors Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with ba...

  • Happiness
    12-05

    "I am in desperate need of help -- or I'll go crazy. We're living in a single room -- my wife, my children and my in-laws. So our nerves ...

  • The Evangelist
    12-05

    A middle aged couple is watching TV when a TV Evangelist(福音传教士) comes on and promises to heal the sick."If only you would pray with Him, place yo...

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