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  • Humor Impaired Preacher
    12-05

    A preacher, who was "humor impaired," attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors(牧师) for their ministry.Among the spea...

  • Bat Problem
    12-05

    Bat ProblemThree pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with b...

  • Three pastors 三个牧师
    12-05

    Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft(...

  • Snorer 瞌睡者
    12-05

    The preacher was vexed(生气的) because a certain member of his congregation(集会,圣会) always fell asleep during the sermon.As the man was snoring in the fro...

  • Whose Son is the Greatest
    12-05

    The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. My son is a monsignor, said the first proud woman. When he enters a room, peo...

  • How can I get into heaven 我怎么才能上天堂
    12-05

    "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor, would I get into heaven?" I asked the children in m...

  • Your Halo Is Too Tight 光圈太紧了
    12-05

    A pious(虔诚的) believer was very serious in his spiritual cultivation. He went to church every Sunday and never missed a ceremony or a baptism(洗礼). One ...

  • Who want to go to heaven 谁想去天堂
    12-05

    The preacher was vexed(生气的) because a certain member of his congregation(集合,聚会) always fell asleep during the sermon.As the man was snoring in the fro...

  • Get married in heaven 在天堂结婚
    12-05

    A young couple was on their way to get married when they had an accident and died. Now they were in front of St. Peter and the young lady asked if the...

  • The Liars 说谎者
    12-05

    The minister announced that he would preach on the subject of liars next Sunday. He said, "To make preparation for my discourse(论述,演讲), I hope yo...

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