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  • Are you a normal person?
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    During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director, "What is the criterion(标准) that defines a patient to be institutionalized?&quo...

  • Keys? Kiss?
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    A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of ...

  • Who is he waiting for 他在等谁
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    Two friends were having lunch at a café in new York's Grand Central Terminal.They noticed a man sitting alone at an adjoining table. When t...

  • A white lie 善意的谎言
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    A middle-aged couple went to the gallery.The wife who was nearsighted, stood in front of a mirror at the entrance, which she thought that it was a pic...

  • The Horse can talk 马会说话
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    A man was reading a newspaper at a table, when his wife suddenly came to him and hit him on the back. The man was very surprised and asked: "Why ...

  • He's just been to the Zoo
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    When I was waitting in line at the bank , I noticed a woman holding a small child at one of the windows. The boy was eating a roll, which he thrust at...

  • Put your feet in 把脚放进去
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    The school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle, and was busily chewing gum, when the teacher espied her. "Mary!" ...

  • 我当时还不缺钱
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    Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room."Doctor," he said, "you must help me. I swallowed a penny about...

  • I am his second wife 我就是他的第二太太
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    A rich man and his wife went into a shop to buy a bracelet. Neither of them was very young.They looked at a lot of beautiful bracelets, and after half...

  • Generous husband 慷慨的老公
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    In order to prevent myself from being burnt by the hot sun in summer, I talked again and again with my husband that we should buy a car of our own.In ...

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