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  • Day after day 日复一日
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    A teacher was always so involved in the text being studied that he never looked up .He would call on a student for translation and explanation, and-wi...

  • Sometimes It's Hard to Know When to Stop
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    An old man went to the doctor and began to pour out his problems. As the doctor asked more about what was the matter with him, the old man said, "...

  • Who is stupid? 谁是傻瓜?
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    One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thi...

  • Two Tickets Please
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    A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited his girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket box, the young man said to ...

  • Fill it with water!
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    Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. They rubbed it and a genie(妖怪,鬼) came out an...

  • I'm a letter-carrier 我是邮递员
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    A doctor told his patient there was nothing really the matter with him. "All you requir is more outdoor life, walk two or three miles regularly e...

  • How about just one RIB? 一根肋骨怎么样?
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    In the Eden, Adam told the God: "I'm lonely, I need a company.""Ok," said the God, "I will give you a perfect woman, beau...

  • They Are Here in My Hand 它们全在我手里
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    Mrs Williams loved flowers and had a small but beautiful garden.In the summer, her roses were always the best in her street. One summer afternoon her ...

  • Ever catch all the fish? 你把所有的鱼都抓到了吗
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    A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle(一群) of cars all traveling at the same speed.However, as they passed a speed trap, he g...

  • Would you care to hold?
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    There I was, my first day on the Job as a receptionist, handling one phone call after another like an old pro, when an employee stopped by my desk. &q...

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