This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say on...
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls ...
A preacher retired and moved to the country to enjoy life and practice his hobby of yard work. Needing a lawn mower, he headed into town to buy one. O...
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed she was gaining a little weight. "Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?&q...
A woman in Brooklyn decided to prepare her Will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cr...
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he said, &...
Q. How do we know that Adam and Eve were Mennonite? A. Who else would be alone in a garden with a naked woman and be tempted by a piece of fruit?...
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kis...
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Ada...
This elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera, and announces, "My friends, I&#...