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  • Thinking Back 回忆
    12-05

    We were gathered together, all ten of us, for our widowed mother's 80th birthday. The conversation was of early struggles, walking to work and sav...

  • Lecture on Giving up Drinking 戒酒演讲
    12-05

    A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, " Alcohol can break down conjugal(婚姻的) relat...

  • The Bus is too crowded 车太挤
    12-05

    "Hey, let me get on." a man shouted at the passengers on the bus."It's too crowded. You had better wait for the next bus." a p...

  • Imitate Birds 模仿鸟儿
    12-05

    A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer."Imitate birds," the man said."Are you kiddin...

  • Elephant Sandwich 大象三明治
    12-05

    The customs official blocks a traveller, and ask him whether take should pay customs duties a product."Have no." The traveller answers a way...

  • Luggage 行李
    12-05

    A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy(粗笨的), oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by the flight attendant, he finally managed ...

  • Seeking to survive 求生
    12-05

    A sick man was about to die. The doctor decided to tell him the truth.He looked down at the sick man and said: "I think you would like to know th...

  • Psychological test 心理测试
    12-05

    A new firm arranged to employ a secretary. The manager decided to hold a psychological test for choosing a good one.Three girls had applied for the po...

  • Unwelcome visitors 不受欢迎的访问者
    12-05

    A man said to his friend, "I'm bothered with time-wasting callers." His friend said, "Why don't you try my plan to deal with th...

  • Mr Brown and his Car 布朗先生和他的汽车
    12-05

    Mr.Brown lives in a small town, but then he gets a job in a big city and moves there with his wife and his two children. On the first Sunday in their ...

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