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  • 吾欲与狗试比高
    12-05

    A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.He watched the game in astonishment for a while."I can hardly ...

  • That chicken was delicious 那只鸡实在是美味啊
    12-05

    There was a little old lady who was nearly blind, and she had three sons who wanted to prove which one was the best to her.Son 1 bought her a 15-room ...

  • Settle down and settle up 一字之差
    12-05

    When my brother, a notorious spender, came home for a visit, he told my father he was going to get married and settle down. Dad said, "Why don...

  • To Drum Up Business 招揽生意
    12-05

    A man accidentally slipped on a banana peel(香蕉皮) and performed a very funny fall. He was not hurt, but had his dignity somewhat ruffled.When he got be...

  • Giving Degrees 授予学位
    12-05

    Woodrow Wilson disapproved very strongly of indiscriminate(无差别的) giving of honorary degrees when he was president of Princeton University.He said, &qu...

  • Each Man Has His Merits 各有所长
    12-05

    A foreigner applied for citizenship paper in New York. The judge asked him, "Do you want to be made a citizen of the United States?" The for...

  • Simple Calculation 简单估算费
    12-05

    A housewife didn't know how to estimate the cost of living, so she asked her husband about it。Her husband said, “It's very simple. Take our in...

  • A Contrivance 一个计策
    12-05

    An old man visited a doctor to consult as to what he should do,. The doctor gave him some instructions.The old man shook his head and started to leave...

  • Unbearable 受不了了
    12-05

    A traveler came to a small Middle Western town. He decided to stay for a few days.When he was about to write his name on the hotel register, he saw a ...

  • A Car Thief 盗车贼
    12-05

    A man has a long history of stealing cars. When he did it again, he was caught by the police.The prosecutor asked him, "Now tell the court how yo...

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