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  • Funny You Should Ask
    12-05

    One day a middle-aged Jewish man named Leo hears from his son attending university. "I've decided to become a Christian, Dad." Leo panic...

  • Rather Yell
    12-05

    After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow u...

  • No Jews
    12-05

    A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort on Cape Cod --one that did not admit Jews. T...

  • Religious Man And An Atheist
    12-05

    A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion...

  • Fallen
    12-05

    An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery. During one Sunday's sermon he told them, "If one more person confesses ...

  • Throw It All Into A River
    12-05

    A preacher, completing a temperance sermon, spoke with great fervor! "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd throw it all into the river.&qu...

  • Catholic School
    12-05

    Little Tommy's parents had tried everything to help his math grade: tutors, flash cards, "Hooked on Math," special learning centers, eve...

  • Biggest Sex Life Lie
    12-05

    A minister passed a group of teenaged boys sitting on the church lawn. "Evening, boys. What are you doing?" "Nothing much, Pastor,"...

  • Work Smarter, Not Harder
    12-05

    A clergyman, walking down a country lane, sees a young farmer struggling to reload a cart that had lost its load of hay. “You look hot, my son,“ said ...

  • Heaven, I'm In Heaven...
    12-05

    Marty & Jane were driving home after an expensive - yet bland - dinner. Since Marty's minor heart attack 15 years ago, Jane had kept her hubby...

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