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  • Role reversal 地位转换
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    Barbara Walters filed report on gender roles in Kuwait a few years prior to the Gulf War, and noted then that, traditional Islamic fashion, women cust...

  • The divorce 离婚
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    John had waited for months to get a divorce and now he was free from his domineering wife."Free at last!" he screamed, throwing his divorce ...

  • Who is uglier 谁更丑
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    Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States, was not very handsome, and he knew.One day, Lincoln was walking in the street when he was stopped by ...

  • A change of mind 回心转意
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    Dear Susan:Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement.Simply devastated. Won't you please consider comin...

  • She is on the Roof 她在屋顶上
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    Two brothers, Herbert and James, lived with their mother and a cat name Edgar."Edgar is dead," Herbert answered.James was particularly attac...

  • Where's the bread I ask 我让你拿的面包呢
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    Sam was near the end of his long life. His children stood by the bed, and they were waiting to hear his last words.Finally, he said, "My children...

  • Tightwad 吝啬鬼
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    Joe Schmidt, although very wealthy, was a tightwad.One day he and his wife wanted to take a spin in an airplane over the city of New York.The pilot sa...

  • He mead his own lunch 午饭是他自个做的
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    An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on the 30th floor of a building.The Irishman opened his lunch box and said, "...

  • I didn't do it 我什么也没做
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    One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the house. The kids were laying outside in the mud, still in their pajamas.When he opened the...

  • You forget again 你又忘了
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    An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong...

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