英语巴士网

英语笑话大全

  • An unexpected call 意想不到的电话
    12-05

    Mrs. Brown dialed her daughter's number and sang out, "Hello, darling. How are you?""Terrible, Mom. My back is killing me, the chil...

  • Good excuse 巧妙的借口
    12-05

    Police officers hear plenty of excuses from people caught parking only for the handicapped persons.Once a policeman stopped a man for doing so. When t...

  • Patience 耐心
    12-05

    My friend and I were busy mending fences when my house-keeper arrived. Several times during the day, she drove out, returning 45 minutes later. Feelin...

  • I am Lost 老子迷路了
    12-05

    There was a man who raised a pig. He felt tired of it and gave it up. However, the pig knew the way to go home. The man did not succeed in doing so se...

  • A threat 恐吓
    12-05

    A commuter sitting on a subway train reading a paper back was so sprawled out in the seat that the woman next to him had very little room. When she as...

  • A clear explanation 最好的解释
    12-05

    Working at a theater box-office ticket window poses many challenges in dealing with people.A disgruntled customer at a window near mine exclaimed: &qu...

  • Compliment 恭维的话
    12-05

    “Larry! Come here!“ said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, “ I've just had a call from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Dori...

  • He walks everywhere he goes 耶稣从不开车
    12-05

    A young man came home and said, "Dad, I just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car."Father replied, "Ok, son...

  • Rejuvenation pill 返老还童药片
    12-05

    The old age had crept in on Mrs. Daly. Aches and pains bothered her day and night. One day, she received a package with some pills and a letter from h...

  • They won't let me fart 就是不准我放屁
    12-05

    One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for.The next morning, the nurs...

  • 上页
    108 / 610页
    下页

    推荐栏目