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  • When Enemy Soldiers Come at You 当敌兵袭击你时
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    The first sergeant was holding a class on combat for his company. He said, "Jose, what would you do if you saw 700 enemy soldiers coming at you?&...

  • Hair Transplant 移植头发
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    A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop."How can I help you?" asked the stylist."I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained,...

  • He Understood 他懂了
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    Two Americans were traveling in Spain.One morning they came into a little restaurant for lunch. They did not know Spanish, and their waiter did not kn...

  • My First and My Last 第一次与最后一次
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    When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.George ...

  • That's Me 是我啊
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    In a darkest night, a policeman watches a staggering man trying in vain to unlock a door. "Is this your home?" the policeman asks."Sure...

  • The Customer Is Always Right 顾客永远是对的
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    The manager of a shop was yelling at one of his staff."I saw you arguing with a customer," he said crossly. "Will you please remember t...

  • Watermelon 粉红色西瓜
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    A fruit vendor in Philippines sold a watermelon to a woman and assured her that it was very sweet because it was red inside.As she rode home on a bicy...

  • That's the Office You Have Now
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    When I started my current job, I was assigned to a cubicle with a five-foot-high partition. Promoted in three monks, I asked for a private office in l...

  • Change Your Business 换个工作
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    The doctor looked at his patient's tongue, felt his pulse, knocked on his chest, and began: "Same old story, my friend. Too much confinement....

  • It's Good to Admit a Fault
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    John is not a "good" student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again."John!" Teacher says angrily."What? What&#...

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