Some favorite messages spotted on church signs or billboards, submitted by Beliefnet members: -Fire Insurance Inside -This Church Is Prayer Conditione...
A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that experie...
After many years, a young Jewish Talmud student who had left the old country for America returns to visit the family. “But--where is your beard?“ asks...
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say on...
During his sermon one Sunday, the local preacher told his congregation that the entire range of human experience could be found in the Bible. He confi...
A priest and doctor were out golfing. The doctor gets up to take his first shot. He swings and misses the ball completely. "God dammit, I missed,...
Three Jewish sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their...
A sampling of the best lightbulb jokes: Q. How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Seven. One to change the lightbulb, one to say the ...
A burglar was cruising through a posh suburb looking for an opportunity. At one house he saw a truck unloading a big screen television, stereo, and vi...
An engineer died and ended up in Hell. Soon, he became dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell, and began designing and building improvements. ...