Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars...
"I'm sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth.""Twenty dollars! Why, I understa...
Guest: Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?Hotel Host: I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from.客...
Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Jon?Jon: I won it in a race.Bill: How many people participated in it?Jon: Three, a policeman, the owner of the...
Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night? Last winter she was knocked down by a snow plough.你听说过...
The patient was recovering after an operation. His friend came to visit him and asked how he was getting along."Well," the patient began, &q...
Mrs Williams lived in a small street in London, and now she had a new neighbour.Her name was Mrs Briggs, and she talked a lot about her expensive furn...
A Scotsman, carrying a huge suitcase, has been riding a London bus for five miles along its route, all the while attempting to avoid the ticket collec...
Nat lived in a small town in England. He always stayed in England for his holidays, but then last year he thought, "I've never been outside t...
As a professional animal trainer, I was disturbed when my own dog developed a bad habit. Every time I hung my wash out on the clothesline, she would y...