Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, it was announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Hanukkah will me...
1. Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done. 2. Low Self ...
Three couples -- one elderly, one middle-aged and one newlywed -- wanted to join a church. The priest said, "We have special requirements for new...
A catholic priest was giving confession one day when members of his congregation walked in and said, "Forgive father for I have sinned...I cheate...
There once was a 94-year-old nun in the 1890's whose worn-out body began to surrender. Her doctor prescribed for her a shot of whiskey three times...
Jesus and his disciples are sitting around a table discussing the current problem of drugs in todays society, when Jesus decides that the only way to ...
One beautiful morning a athiest was walking through the forest, admiring natures surroundings... He looked up and saw the trees swaying in the wind hi...
Three preachers and their wives were killed in a car accident, upon their arrival at the pearly gates, they were met by St. Peter. The first preacher ...
Jesus is crucified, hanging on the cross up on a hill. Below the hill there is a crowd of onlookers, including St. Peter. "Peter! Peter! I need t...
A sales representative from a major chicken producer is sent on a mission to the Vatican. He meets with the Pope: "Holy Father, my company would ...