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  • One Blonde To Another
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    A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, too...

  • A 15
    12-05

    A red head, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender asks the redhead what she would like. She says, “I'll have a A.L.“ The bartend...

  • Blonde Overdue
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    A blonde goes into a library and cheerfully says, “Hi! I'm here to see the doctor!“ In a stern, but hushed voice, the librarian says, “Miss, this ...

  • Deer Tracks
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    Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!" Th...

  • 51 Days
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    A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order f...

  • A Blonde at the Repair Shop
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    A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fu...

  • Iron Phone
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    A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened.“The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron.“ “What about the ...

  • The Blind and the Blond
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    A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?" The man says back to the blind man, "Loo...

  • Dead Or Alive
    12-05

    An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality. "If you could have a c...

  • A Ticket to Miami
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    A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class.The steward who checks tickets sa...

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