A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back again. He walks over to the ...
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, "Sir, what is that on your shoulder?"The old farmer said, "That is my ...
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?" The mother replies, &...
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road.The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had h...
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to speed up. She was hanging on by the tail and cut her forehead open. After a long ...
Birdie, birdie in the skyDropped some white stuff in my eye,I'm a big girl I won't cry,I'm just glad that cows don't fly....
Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? It kept saying "Bach, Bach, Bach..."...
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them. Both campers start running for their li...
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounde...
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very intrigued by them. "Mommy, what's that long ...