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  • Mother's Shock
    12-05

    A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:...

  • Train Ride
    12-05

    A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She...

  • Starting To Swear
    12-05

    Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear. So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, "Okay, you say ...

  • Birds And Bees
    12-05

    Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?" "I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, ...

  • Grown-Up Words
    12-05

    A group of kindergartners were now in the first grade. Their teacher wanted them to be more grown up since they were no longer in kindergarten. She to...

  • Potential And Reality
    12-05

    A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and r...

  • Urinal Help
    12-05

    A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred ...

  • Closet Secrets
    12-05

    Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week. Johnny said, "Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing i...

  • Whiskey Lesson
    12-05

    A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of...

  • Peeing In Church
    12-05

    A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, &quo...

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