A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes in to the room to find a naked prostitute asleep on...
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.Clerk: What would you want with 2...
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he...
What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird....
Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?"Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he u...
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla ca...
A couple were going out for the evening. They'd got ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple got out, the cat s...
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey."Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?&qu...
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde on his arm. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. S...
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren&...