Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thayer!
Thayer who?
Thayer sorry and I won't tell teacher!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thea!
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thelma!
Thelma who?
Thelma your soul!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thelonius!
Thelonius who?
Thelonius kid in town!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theodore!
Thedore who?
Theodore is shut, please open it!