Reptile jokes 06
分类: 英语笑话
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog horn!
Where do you get frogs eggs?
At the spawn shop!
What's a toads favorite sweet?
Lollihops!
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent!
How did the toad die?
He simply croaked!
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom!
What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
Hop in!
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles!
He had his own frog horn!
Where do you get frogs eggs?
At the spawn shop!
What's a toads favorite sweet?
Lollihops!
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent!
How did the toad die?
He simply croaked!
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom!
What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
Hop in!
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles!