A New York City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stops beside him.

"Nice bike," the cop says, "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl says, "he sure did!"

The cop looks the bike over and hands the little girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.

"Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of the bike." the cop explains.

The young girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you got there officer, did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he did," chuckled the cop.

"You need to tell Santa that the ass belongs underneath the tail, and not on top of the horse".