An Accurate Report 准确的报道
分类: 英语笑话
An editor stuck up a notice above his desk. It read, "Accuracy! Accuracy! Accuracy!" and he always pointed it out to the new reporters.
One day a young reporter came to hand in his report of a public meeting. The editor read it through and noticed the sentence, "Three thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine eyes were fixed upon the speaker."
He demanded angrily, "What do you mean by making a stupid mistake like that?" The reporter protested, "But it's not a mistake. There was a one-eyed man in the audience."
有个主编在他的办公桌的上方贴了一条标语,写着“准确”“ 准确”“准确!”而且总是向新来的记者指出它。
有一天,有个年轻的记者交给他一篇关于一个公众大会的报道。主编认真审阅时注意到有一句话是“三千九百九十九只眼睛都注视着发言的人。”
他就很生气的责问到:“犯了这么愚蠢的错误。你怎么搞的嘛?”记者申辩道:“这可不是错误,听众中有一个人是瞎了一只眼睛的。”