A political speaker was annoyed by a man in the audience. The man coughed and sneezed and blew his nose almost constantly.

Finally the speaker was unable to stand it. He very politely said to the man: "You are having so much discomfort. If you go out to the open air,  it might be good for your cold."

The man replied: "I haven't any cold. I'm just allergic to lies."

一位政治演说家被听众中的一个人烦扰得非常恼火。这个人几乎不停地咳嗽、打喷嚏、撸鼻子。

最后演说家忍不住了，他很客气地对这个人说：“你感到这么难受，如果到户外去，可能对你的感冒有好处。”

这个人回答说：“我没有什么感冒。我只是听到有人撒谎就过敏。”