Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?

 He wanted the lesson to be very clear!

Science Teacher: Who can tell me what an atom is?

Student: The guy who went out with Eve!

Who is your best friend at school?

Your princi-pal!

Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?

Because he only had one pupil!

Why was the students report card all wet?

Because it was below C level!

What flies around the school at night?

The alpha-bat!

What is a teacher's three favorite words?

June, July & August!

James, where is your homework?

I ate it. Why?

You said it was a piece of cake!