Joke: What's easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

Answer: Trouble.
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Joke: Why did the clock get kicked out of the classroom?

Answer: It tocked too much...

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Joke: What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have in common?

Answer: They can all do the splits.

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Joke: What's a frog's favorite game?

Answer: Hopscotch.

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Joke: What's a snakes favorite game?

Answer: S-s-soccer.

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Joke: What is horse sense?

Answer: Stable thinking.

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Joke: Why is the forest so noisy?

Answer: Because every tree has its own bark!

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Joke: What time do ducks wake up?

Answer: At the quack of dawn.

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Joke: What dies but never lives?

Answer: A battery!