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my own thermostat,
my own lavatory facility.

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Uh-huh. So-- so we're all
going to be in this together?

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We hit the road
in exactly seven minutes,

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27 seconds.

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This way we'll get in early,

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spend an extra half day
with your parents,

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getting to know them.

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Isn't that great?

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That is great.

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Worth it for you but I'm
the one that gets the fumes.

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Honey, I'm in
the mood for a chimichanga.

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So make a--

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Hey, guys, uh, it's me.

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Listen, I'm getting a little worried.
I haven't heard back from you.

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Hope you got the message. There's
been a little change of plans.

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We're gonna be, uh,
coming down in Jack's RV now,

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so we'll be arriving
tomorrow afternoon,

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not tomorrow night.

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Okay? Tomorrow afternoon.

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And, also, uh,

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they're bringing
their little grandson,

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so, uh, he's like a baby.

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So... I don't know.

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Oh, welcome aboard,
me hearties.

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Hey, this is incredible.

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Yes, it's as big
as our apartment.

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Pretty neat, huh?

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Hey!

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Mr. Jinx finally learned
how to flush the toilet, huh?

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Yeah. Jack installed
a special flusher,

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and he learnt how to do that
in about two days.

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Right, Jack?

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Hey there, Jinxy.
How you doing?

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Ready to hit the road,
Co-Captain?

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Wow! I'm the Co-Captain?

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Let's set sail, sailor.

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Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen.

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This is
Captain Jack Byrnes speaking.

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Yeah, Daddy!

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A quick announcement.

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As a courtesy
to your fellow passengers,

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please remember
that the onboard lavatory

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should be used
for number one only.

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Should the need
for number two arise,

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we'll stop at the nearest
rest stop, gas station,

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or heavily wooded area.

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Thank you. Welcome aboard.

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I like that thing.
Hey, do you mind if I, uh,

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make a little announcement?

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Well...