拜见岳父岳母-28
1351
Was he impressed?
1352
No, Dad, he wasn't.
That was a really hard shot.
1353
You could've hurt him.
1354
I just wanted it
to be a fun game
1355
but you wanted to win,
1356
so, you know,
you got me all steamed up.
1357
No, I asked you to play
a little defence,
1358
I didn't ask you to turn it
into a blood sport.
1359
I play too easy.
I play too hard.
1360
What are you really
asking me to do, Gaylord?
1361
I'm not asking
anything of you, Dad.
1362
Just-- just go down there
and apologize to him, okay?
1363
He thinks it
was a cheap shot.
1364
Sure. Okay.
Whatever you say.
1365
Okay.
1366
I can't win with this kid.
1367
- Honey--
- I can't.
1368
It's okay.
1369
Hi, baby.
Hey.
1370
So, how far along is Pam?
Hmm?
1371
What?
1372
Come on, honey, I knew it
the minute I saw her.
1373
Her boobs are bigger.
She's hormonal.
1374
No wine at dinner,
no football.
1375
She just found out yesterday.
1376
Honey.
1377
My bubeleh's
going to have a baby!
1378
My bubeleh's
going to be a father!
1379
Oh, my God.
1380
Tell me, talk to me,
so this is so exciting.
1381
No.
You didn't tell Dad, did you?
1382
No, not yet.
He's gonna plotz.
1383
No, no, Mom,
you can't tell him.
1384
Why not? Because he can't keep a secret.
1385
You know that.
1386
You think Jack knows?
1387
Are you kidding?
That guy's in such denial,
1388
he still thinks his daughter
is still a virgin.
1389
Yeah, I know,
he's very old-fashioned.
1390
That's why Pam can't tell
him till after the wedding.
1391
That is ridiculous.
Mom, it isn't, believe me.
1392
You don't know him like I do.
Fine.
1393
My lips are sealed.
1394
I am so excited
and thrilled for you.
1395
So happy for you two!
1396
Did you plan this?
1397
Uh, no,
it just sort of happened.
1398
How did it happen?
1399
How?
1400
It just happened. You know--
you know how it happens.