1401
I mean, I'm not going
into the details.

1402
Honey, I love details.

1403
- Sorry.
- All right. Okay.

1404
Well, you know, honey,

1405
many unplanned
pregnancies happen

1406
because the man
is such a sexual dynamo

1407
and the woman
craves his sperm

1408
on an unconscious
but very powerful level.

1409
Hmm-mmm. Mom,
I am truly not comfortable

1410
having this
conversation with you.

1411
No?
No.

1412
I've been saying it
since I was 11.

1413
All right.

1414
Love you.
Love you, too.

1415
Uh, Jack!

1416
What say you and me
go into town?

1417
I got a guy
who can fix your RV.

1418
I'm in far too much
physical agony, Bernie.

1419
Gee, I'm sorry,

1420
but it'll be good
for you, you know, to,

1421
you know,
to get out and about.

1422
Yeah. Perfect. I can take the
girls shopping in Coconut Grove.

1423
Little Jack is on

1424
a very specific
napping schedule.

1425
I better stay here.

1426
No, go. Greg can watch him.

1427
Yeah, sure.

1428
He has wonderful
parental instincts.

1429
Dad, Greg deals with little
kids in the ER all the time.

1430
It's true. They don't call me
Barry Poppins for nothing.

1431
That's so cute.

1432
Why would someone call you
Barry Poppins?

1433
They wouldn't.

1434
Now, remember, Greg,
we're Ferberizing him.

1435
So unless it's an emergency,

1436
under no circumstances
should you pick him up

1437
or coddle him in any way
when he cries.

1438
Hmm-mmm. Okay.

1439
He's learning to self-soothe,

1440
that means no television,
no unapproved toys,

1441
and most of all,

1442
no monkey business
of any kind.

1443
Is that clear?
Mmm-hmm.

1444
No monkey business.
Okay.

1445
Jack.

1446
Shall we get
a move on, pal-o-mino?

1447
I'm ready.

1448
I love this, Roz.

1449
This is a great find.

1450
Oh, good,
and it's loose,