1601
L. J.!
Little Jack!

1602
L. J.! L. J.!

1603
Does that Jorge resemble
anyone you know?

1604
No one I know.

1605
Hmm.

1606
There's something
you don't see every day.

1607
Focker!
Focker!

1608
Okay. I know this looks bad,
but I can explain it.

1609
What the hell happened?
I said no monkey business.

1610
No.
There was no monkey business.

1611
No monkey business?

1612
You're wearing my breast,
Little Jack is drinking,

1613
Moses is sodomizing Jinx,

1614
and you're telling me
there's no monkey business?

1615
What is going on here?
You all right, L. J.?

1616
Hello! We're home!
Hey, guys.

1617
Give me the bottle.

1618
What's happened
to Little Jack?

1619
His hands are stuck
to the bottle of rum.

1620
Thank you, Dad.
You bet they're stuck.

1621
Greg, how did this happen?

1622
And why are you
wearing antlers?

1623
It's very complicated.

1624
It's just a little glue.
He's fine.

1625
He's not fine. If he could use
his hands, he'd tell you himself.

1626
All right. That's all right.
Come on.

1627
Little Jack, honey,
are you okay?

1628
Greg...

1629
Dina. Pam.

1630
Yes, Dad, uh...
I'm coming. Little Jack.

1631
Honey, I said a thimble,
not a bottle.

1632
Oh, Greg.

1633
Hey.

1634
How's the little guy doing?

1635
Everything
is just as good as new.

1636
Yeah.

1637
Dad, come on.

1638
Is he all right? He's asleep.

1639
I don't care if they
did call you Larry Poppins.

1640
You are completely unfit
to handle a child.

1641
It was Barry Poppins.

1642
What kind of sick cocktail
were you gonna make my grandson?

1643
Jack, the baby's teething.

1644
I told Greg to give him
some rum to ease the pain.

1645
It was your idea?
Yes.

1646
What is wrong
with you people?

1647
I used to rub bourbon
on Denny's gums.

1648
Yeah! Look what
happened to him.

1649
Greg, you couldn't follow
a simple set of instructions?

1650
Jack, he was screaming.