2551
Sweetheart, do we have
to hurry like this?

2552
Honey,
we're in a covert operation.

2553
The bandleader
told me we have 23 minutes

2554
before
they cut the cake.

2555
Jack, what are you doing?

2556
Little trick
Bernie taught me.

2557
Now let's find out, L. J.,

2558
why the Ferber method
isn't working.

2559
Oh, hi, baby.

2560
Hi, Little Jack.
Okay.

2561
Oh, look what I brought you.

2562
Oh, what did I bring?
A chocolate.

2563
For the baby.

2564
Yummy, is that good?

2565
I know you're
not supposed to have this.

2566
Grandpa Jack
doesn't like chocolate.

2567
But he's a little,
you know, whacko.

2568
Don't tell him, okay?

2569
You know what? I got some
cake in the refrigerator.

2570
Later I'll bring
you that, okay?

2571
Chocolate cake.
Good boy.

2572
But don't tell anyone, okay?
One more.

2573
You yell and scream
all you want.

2574
Make noise, that's what
this country's all about.

2575
I think we've got a
little protester on our hands.

2576
Oh, it figures,

2577
I should've known
this was gonna go on.

2578
Always question authority.

2579
You have to question everything
EI Stiffo Grandpa Jack says.

2580
You know why?
Because' he's full of...

2581
Because he's full of...

2582
Grandpa Jack is full of...

2583
Grandpa Jack is full of...

2584
There he is.
Little Man Jack.

2585
How're you doing?

2586
Can I interest you
in a little vodka?

2587
Just kidding.

2588
I'm, like, uh, officially
your uncle now.

2589
So I was thinking

2590
maybe I should give you
some uncley advice.

2591
You know, little hints
for surviving in this family

2592
'cause you gotta learn
to keep secrets

2593
from your psycho Grandpa Jack.

2594
He was really upset

2595
when you crawled out
of the playpen.

2596
Which is why we never tell him
that instead of watching you,

2597
I was actually
out by the lagoon

2598
smoking a little reefer.

2599
Or that whole thing
about Pam being pregnant.

2600
There's no little Focker
on the way.