501
Aren't they delightful?
Aren't they charming?

502
-l do say, that all seemed rather rehearsed.
-Like they knew it was gonna happen.

503
Oh, poppycock.

504
Where is my son?
Where does that pipe go to?

505
That pipe, it just so happens to lead...

506
...directly to the room
where l make delicious...

507
...strawberry-flavored,
chocolate-coated fudge.

508
Then he will be made into
strawberry-flavored, chocolate-coated fudge.

509
They'll be selling him by the pound
all over the world?

510
No. l wouldn't allow it.
The taste would be terrible.

511
Can you imagine Augustus-flavored,
chocolate-coated Gloop?

512
No one would buy it.

513
l want you to take Mrs. Gloop
up to the Fudge Room, okay?

514
Help her find her son.

515
Take a long stick and start poking around
in the big chocolate-mixing barrel, okay?

516
Mr. Wonka?

517
Why would Augustus' name already
be in the Oompa-Loompa song, unless--?

518
lmprovisation is a parlor trick.
Anyone can do it.

519
You, little girl. Say something.

520
-Anything.
-Chewing gum.

521
Chewing gum is really gross
Chewing gum, I hate the most

522
See? Exactly the same.

523
No, it isn't.

524
You really shouldn't mumble.

525
Because l can't understand
a word you're saying.

526
Now, on with the tour.

527
-Are the Oompa-Loompas really joking?
-Of course they're joking.

528
That boy will be fine.

529
What's so funny?

530
l think it's from all those
doggone cocoa beans.

531
Hey, by the way, did you guys know
that chocolate contains a property...

532
...that triggers the release of endorphins?
Gives one the feeling of being in love.

533
You don't say.

534
All aboard.

535
Onward!

536
Here.

537
Try some of this. lt'll do you good.
You look starved to death.

538
-lt's great.
-That's because it's mixed by waterfall.

539
The waterfall is most important.

540
Mixes the chocolate, churns it up,
makes it light and frothy.

541
-By the way, no other factory in the world--
-You already said that.

542
-You're all quite short, aren't you?
-Well, yeah. We're children.

543
Well, that's no excuse.
l was never as short as you.

544
-You were once.
-Was not. Know why?

545
Because l distinctly remember
putting a hat on top of my head.

546
Look at your short, little arms.
You could never reach.

547
Do you even remember
what it was like being a kid?

548
Oh, boy, do l.

549
Do l?

550
In fact, Willy Wonka hadn't thought
about his childhood for years.

551
Trick or treat!

552
Trick or treat!

553
Trick or treat!

554
Who do we have here?

555
Ruthie, Veronica, Terrance.

556
And who's that under the sheet?

557
Little Willy Wonka.

558
Willy Wonka was the son
of the city's most famous dentist...

559
...Wilbur Wonka.

560
Now...

561
...let's see what the damage is
this year, shall we?

562
Caramels.

563
They'd get stuck in your braces,
wouldn't they?

564
Lollipops.

565
Ought to be called ''cavities on a stick.''

566
Then we have all this....

567
All this...

568
...chocolate.