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You know, just last week, l was reading
in a very important medical journal...

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...that some children
are allergic to chocolate.

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Makes their noses itch.

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Maybe I'm not allergic.

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l could try a piece.

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Really?

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But why take a chance?

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Mr. Wonka? Mr. Wonka?

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-We're headed for a tunnel.
-Oh, yeah.

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Full speed ahead.

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-How can they see where they're going?
-They can't.

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There's no knowing where they're going.

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Switch on the lights!

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People, keep an eye out.

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We're passing some
very important rooms here.

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What do you use hair cream for?

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To lock in moisture.

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-Whipped cream.
-Precisely.

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That doesn't make sense.

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For your information, little girl...

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...whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all
unless it's been whipped with whips.

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Everybody knows that.

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Stop the boat.
l wanna show you guys something.

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Now, this is the most important room
in the entire factory.

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Now, everyone, enjoy yourselves,
but just don't touch anything.

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Okay? Go on.

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Go on, scoot.

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Hey, Mr. Wonka, what's this?

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Let me show you.

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Thank you.

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These are Everlasting Gobstoppers.

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They're for children who are given
very little allowance.

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You can suck on it all year,
and it'll never get any smaller.

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-lsn't that neat?
-lt's like gum.

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No. Gum is for chewing.

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lf you tried chewing
one of these Gobstoppers...

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...you'd break all your little teeth off.

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But they sure do taste terrific.

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And this is Hair Toffee.

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You suck down one of
these little boogers...

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...and in exactly half an hour...

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...a brand-new crop of hair will grow out
over the top of your little noggin.

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And a mustache. And a beard.

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-Who wants a beard?
-Well...

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...beatniks, for one.
Folk singers and motorbike riders.

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You know, all those hip, jazzy, super-cool,
neat, keen and groovy cats.

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lt's in the fridge, daddy-o.
Are you hep to the jive?

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Can you dig what I'm laying down?
l knew you could.

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Slide me some skin, soul brother.

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Unfortunately, the mixture isn't right yet.