大话王-1
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- [ Chalk Scraping On Blackboard ]
- [ Woman ] W-O...
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R...
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K !
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Work.
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Today we're going to share
what our parents do for...
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[ Children, Woman ]
Work !
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My mommy is a doctor.
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- My daddy is a truck driver.
- My mom's a teacher.
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- And your dad ?
- Mmm. My dad--
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He's... a liar.
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A-- A liar ? Oh, l'm sure
you don't mean a liar.
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Well, he wears a suit and goes
to court and talks to the judge.
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Oh ! l see.
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You mean he's a lawyer.
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[ Man ] Hey, Fletcher.
How'd it go ?
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- Just another victory
for the wrongly accused.
- Yeah, right.
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- [ Laughs ]
- Mr. Reede, great job.
Do you want your coat back ?
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No, l'm sure you'll be
needing it again and again.
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- Do you have a moment ?
- l'm late. lt's my day
to be with my son.
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A couple of reporters want
to talk about your big win.
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Yeah ? How's my hair ?
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Fabulous.
You look great.
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[ Gasps ]
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- What time is it ?
- l am sure your dad just
got held up in court again.
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- Dad !
- Maximilian !
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Hey, how ya doing, creep ?
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Good.
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Me too, except my arm
has been bothering me.
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- Oh, no, Dad !
- Oh, yeah.
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lt's becoming a claw !
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- [ Growling ]
- [ Giggling ]
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[ Gasps ]
Nothing can stop the claw !
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Run, boy, run !
Save yourself !
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Do the claw to Mom !
Do the claw to Mom !
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Uh-oh. You found
the claw's only weakness.
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Subzero temperatures !
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- [ Laughs ]
- So, did you have any trouble
finding the place ?
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Okay, l'm late. l'm sorry.
l ran out of gas.
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The gauge is broken.
Rough neighborhood too.
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Good thing l was wearing
neutral gang colors.
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l might have had to pull out
my nine and bust a cap.
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My mind and my money
and my money and my mind
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- [ Giggling ]
- They would never hurt you,
Fletcher. You're their lawyer.
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That was below the belt.
Keep the gloves up.
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Mom, Dad's taking me
to see wrestling !
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- Oh, Fletcher !
- Oh, Audrey !
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Why do you have to take him
to see that stuff ? lt's very violent.
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The boy must grow
to be a warrior.
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Who better to guide him
than Rick Rude...
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and Randy Macho-man Savage
in the cage of death ?