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I think I may have
made a mistake inviting] you

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and your folding] underpants
into my life.

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Good nig]ht.

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If you had asked me tonig]ht,

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I'd have said no, anyway.

456
Asked you what?

457
- Bridg]et?
- [sirens nearby]

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Asked you what?

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[Bridget] Oh, God, I've done it.

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I've gone and done it.

461
One minute, you're closer to someone
than anyone in the whole world,

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next minute,
you're never going to see them again.

463
[beeps]

464
[rings]

465
[Mark] If you have a message for
Mark Darcy, please speak after the tone.

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[beep]

467
Hello, it's me.
I'm really, really sorry...

468
[buzzer]

469
Sorry, it's the door.

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Don't g]o away, I have something]
really, really important to say.

471
[buzzer]

472
- Yes, who is it?
- [Mark] It's me.

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- Mark.
- Oh, rig]ht.

474
Er, just a moment.

475
I'm on the phone.

476
[alarm]

477
[laug]hs] You're outside.

478
Look, er,...

479
I'll ring] you later.

480
Unless you've come to chuck me
once and for all.

481
In which case,

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bye and thank you,
and... sorry.

483
[buzzer]

484
Oh, God, please don't chuck me.

485
If you have chucked me,
please chang]e your mind,

486
I'll behave much better in future.

487
- [buzzer]
- On the other hand, if you haven't,

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please behave better
next time we g]o out. Stuck-up snob.

489
[beep]

490
What do you want?

491
I'd like to come up.
You are, after all, my g]irlfriend.

492
Even thoug]h I shouted at you
and called you an arrog]ant arse?

493
Unfortunately, yes.
You see, the problematic thing] is...

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I love you.

495
W-what?

496
- I said I love you.
- I'm sorry, I missed that ag]ain.

497
I said I love you, for God's sake!

498
[all jeer]

499
All rig]ht, no need to shout.

500
I'll come down and let you in.