1051
I killed you too quickly the last time,
a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.

1052
I wasn't finished! The next thing you lose
will be your left eye, followed by your right...

1053
and then my ears, I understand.
Let's get on with it

1054
Wrong! Your ears you keep,
and I'll tell you why:

1055
so that every shriek of every child at seeing
your hideousness will be yours to cherish,

1056
every babe that weeps at your approach,
every woman who cries out:

1057
"Dear god, what is that thing?",
will echo in your perfect ears.

1058
That is what "to the pain" means.
It means I leave you in anguish,

1059
wallowing in freakish misery forever.

1060
I think you're bluffing.

1061
It's possible, pig,
I might be bluffing.

1062
It's conceivable,
you miserable vomitous mass,

1063
that I'm only lying here because
I lack the strength to stand,

1064
then again, perhaps
I have the strength after all.

1065
Drop your sword!

1066
Have a seat!

1067
Tie him up.

1068
Make it as tight as you like.

1069
- Where's Fezzik?
- I thought he was with you.

1070
- No.
- In that case...

1071
Help him.

1072
Why does Westley need helping?

1073
Because he has no strength.

1074
I knew it! I knew you were bluffing!
I knew he was bluffing.

1075
Shall I dispatch him for you?

1076
Thank you, but no.
Whatever happens to us,

1077
I want him to live a long life
alone with his cowardice.

1078
Inigo!
Inigo, where are you?

1079
Ah, there you are.

1080
Inigo, I saw the prince's stables,
and there they were, four white horses.

1081
And I thought, there are four of us,
-if we ever find the lady-

1082
Hello, lady!

1083
so I took them with me,
in case we ever bumped into each other.

1084
I guess we just did.

1085
Fezzik, you did something right.

1086
Don't worry.
I won't let it go to my head.

1087
You know, it's very strange,

1088
I have been in
the revenge business so long,

1089
now that it's over, I don't know
what to do with the rest of my life.

1090
Have you ever considered piracy?

1091
You'd make a wonderful
dread pirate Roberts.

1092
They rode to freedom.

1093
And as dawn arose,
Westley and Buttercup knew they were safe.

1094
A wave of love swept over them.
And as they reached for each other...

1095
What? What?

1096
No, it's kissing again.
You don't want to hear it.

1097
- I don't mind so much...
- Okay.

1098
Since the invention of the kiss,
there have been 5 kisses

1099
that were rated
the most passionate, the most pure.

1100
This one left them all behind.

1101
The end.

1102
Now I think you ought to go to sleep.

1103
Okay. Okay.

1104
Okay. All right.

1105
Shalom!

1106
Grandpa?

1107
Maybe you could come over
and read it again to me tomorrow.

1108
As you wish...