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Carlos had it imported from Italy.

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It cost him $23,000.

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You want to do it on the table this time?

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Absolutely.

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Why can't we ever have normal soup?

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Danielle, there is nothing abnormal about basil puree.

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Just once, couldn't we have a soup that people have heard of?

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Like french onion or navy bean.

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First of all, your father can't eat onions. He's deathly allergic.

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And I won't even dignify your navy bean suggestion.

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So... how's the osso buco?

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It's okay.

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It's okay?

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Andrew, I spent three hours cooking this meal.

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How do you think it makes me feel when you say "it's okay" in that sullen tone?

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Who asked you to spend three hours on dinner?

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Excuse me?

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Tim Harper's mom gets home from work,

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pops open a can of pork and beans,

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and boom, they're eating. Everyone's happy.

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You'd rather I serve pork and beans?

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Apologize now. I am begging.

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I'm saying, do you always have to serve cuisine?

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Can't we ever just have food?

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Are you doing drugs?

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What?

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Change in behavior is one of the warning signs,

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and you have been as fresh as paint for the last six months.

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That certainly would explain why you're always locked in the bathroom.

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- Trust me, that is not what he is doing.
- Shut up.

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Mom, I'm not the one with the problem here, all right?

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You're the one always acting like she's running for mayor of Stepford.

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Rex.

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Seeing that you're the head of this household, I would really appreciate you saying something.

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Pass the salt?

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Three days after my funeral,

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Lynette replaced her grief with a much more useful emotion --

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indignation.

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Tom, this is my fifth message, and you still haven't called me back.

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Well, you must be having a lot of fun on your business trip. I can only imagine.

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Well, guess what -- the kids and I want to have some fun, too,

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so unless you call me back by noon,

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we are getting on a plane and joining you.

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Mom!

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Not now, honey. Mommy's threatening daddy.

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Mom. No, I -- where are your brothers?

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- Noodles.
- My favorite.

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Lynette Scavo?

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Crap.

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Natalie Klein. I don't believe it.