351
Lynette. How long has it been?

352
Years.

353
Uh, how are you? How's the firm?

354
Good. Everyone misses you.

355
Yeah. We all say if you hadn't quit,

356
you'd be running the place by now.

357
Yeah, well...

358
So... how's domestic life?

359
Don't you just love being a mom?

360
And there it was -- the question that Lynette always dreaded.

361
Well, to be honest...

362
for those who asked it, only one answer was acceptable,

363
so Lynette responded as she always did.

364
She lied.

365
It's the best job I've ever had.

366
You know what I don't get?

367
What?

368
Why you married mr. Solis.

369
Well... he promised to give me everything I've ever wanted.

370
And did he?

371
Yes.

372
Then why aren't you happy?

373
Turns out I wanted all the wrong things.

374
So do you love him?

375
I do.

376
Well, then, why are we here? Why are we doing this?

377
Because I don't want to wake up one morning

378
with a sudden urge to blow my brains out.

379
Hey, can I have a drag?

380
Absolutely not.

381
You are much too young to smoke.

382
Ah. How would you feel about me using your child-support payments

383
for plastic surgery?

384
Stop being so nervous. You're just asking him out to dinner. It's no big deal.

385
You're right.

386
So is that your project for school?

387
You know, when I was in fifth grade, I made the white house out of sugar cubes.

388
Stop stalling and go

389
before mike figures out he can do better.

390
Tell me again why I fought for custody of you.

391
You were using me to hurt dad.

392
Oh, that's right.

393
Oh, god.

394
- Hi.
- Hey, Susan.

395
- Are you busy?
- No, not at all. What's up?

396
Well, I -- I just, uh, was wondering if, um...

397
if there was any chance that you, uh...

398
I-I just wanted to ask if...

399
- Edie.
- Hey there, Susan.

400
What are you --