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Previously on "desperate housewives,"

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Susan played with fire...

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that's not my cup.

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And could get burned.

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Go to a spa or go shopping.
Find a way to relax.

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- Gabrielle...
- Get here as fast as you can.

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...found herself a playmate.

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Lynette couldn't get her kids to stop playing.

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Ma'am, you know why I pulled you over?

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Yeah, I have a theory.

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If I don't start getting some sleep pretty soon,

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I'll be forced to move back
upstairs out of sheer exhaustion.

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And Bree played hardball.

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Everyone has a little dirty laundry.

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When I was alive, I maintained
many different identities --

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lover, wife, and ultimately, victim.

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Yes, labels are important to the living.

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They dictate how people see themselves,

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like my friend Lynette.

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She used to see herself as a career woman,

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and a hugely successful one at that.

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She was known for her power lunches,

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her eye-catching presentations,

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and her ruthlessness in wiping out the competition.

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But Lynette gave up her career to assume a new label --

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the incredibly satisfying role of full-time mother.

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Scavo residence.

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Yes, this is me.

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But unfortunately for Lynette,

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this new label frequently fell
short of what was advertised.

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How in the world did they...

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I left the door to the art supply
cupboard open for five minutes.

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That's all.

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Five minutes.

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The little girl --
why didn't she say anything?

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Your boys work quickly.

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Well...obviously, they will
be punished for this -- severely.

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I hesitate bringing this up, since
you got so ugly about it last time...

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they don't have attention-deficit disorder,

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and I'm not going to drug my boys
just to make your job easier.

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I'd rather change teachers.

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The boys are in my class because I'm
the only teacher who can handle them.

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What if we separate the twins?

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Put them in different classes?

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They're much calmer when they're
not bouncing off one another.

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We can try that.

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But if it doesn't work, we may
no longer be able to accommodate them.

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It suddenly occurred to Lynette
her label was about to change yet again...

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come on.

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And for the next few years,
she would be known as...