绝望的主妇12-2
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Hey, Susan.
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Uh, can we do a rain check?
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Edie and I are just looking over
the plans to rebuild her house.
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My insurance company's finally
cutting my check next week,
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and there's only one plumber I want.
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So don't expect to see this guy for a few months.
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I'm going to be riding him hard.
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Well, if anybody can go the distance,
he can. I should know.
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See ya.
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Uh, Mike?
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Mike?
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We're on the clock.
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Hey, Felicia. What's up?
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Edie?
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They found Martha.
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Here. Blow. Good. All right.
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Come on. This is going to be fun. Follow me.
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Excuse me.
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Yeah?
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You can't do that.
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I'm here for the 10:00 A.M.
Yoga meditation class.
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Unfortunately, the day care center's full.
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Yeah, I noticed that, but every time I come here, it's full.
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It's a popular class.
And the other moms come early.
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Look, all I can tell you is plan ahead next time.
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Uh, Lauren, I'm a mother of four.
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Today I had to get up at 5:00,
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make lunches, make breakfast,
drop the twins off at school,
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and get across town lugging a baby and a sick child.
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Telling me to plan ahead is like
telling me to sprout wings,
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and it's things like being told to plan
ahead that make me so crazy
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that yoga is the only thing that relaxes me,
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except I show up here, and I can't get in,
and you tell me to plan ahead.
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It's a vicious cycle.
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See how that works?
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I get it.
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But if I broke the rules for you,
I'd have to break them for the other moms, too,
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and then the moms who actually followed
the rules would get all pissed at me,
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and then I'd have to get pissy right back,
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and before you know it, I don't
have time to read my magazine.
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See how that works?
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I hope someday, you have lots of children.
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Hello?
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Oh, hey, Susan. Listen, I can't talk.
I'm in the middle of something here that --
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what?
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I had a wonderful time today.
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Thank you. I did, too.
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Sorry I can't invite you in for coffee or...
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No, I get it. Rex still lives in the house.
It would be awkward.
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Yeah, and I would rather cut off
my hand than hurt his feelings.