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Previously on "desperate housewives"...
We're making a mistake. These are nice people.

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My money says one of them isn't.

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How creepy is Mrs. Huber's sister?

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Promises were made.

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I'm going to find out exactly what happened to her.

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Marriages came undone.

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Gabrielle and I are about to start a family.

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Well, we're not negotiating my uterus.

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George, would you go out to dinner with me?

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You mean like a date?

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A date?

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And the truth...

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You burned your rival's house down.

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Was denied.

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I absolutely did not do that thing you accused me of.

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Martha Huber waited her whole life for something
to happen to her, something exciting.

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As a child, she hoped to be kidnapped
by a band of pirates.

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As a teenager, she dreamt of being discovered
by a hollywood talent scout.

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 As a young woman, she fantasized a handsome
millionaire would sweep her off her feet.

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But the years had flown by, and still nothing
exciting had ever happened to Martha Huber.

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Until the night she was murdered.

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Hello, Mrs. Huber.

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Paul.

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Let me give you a hand.

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That's really not necessary.

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I insist.

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In those last moments, it occurred to her
in addition to being boring,

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Life could also be very cruel.

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Luckily for Mrs. Huber, death was far more merciful.

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What do you think?

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That's our missing woman, all right.

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Oh, jeez. Didn't take the media long to get wind of this.

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Make sure no one contaminates my crime scene.

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Hey, little lady.

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A lot of people are looking for you, you know that?

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Your face is going to be on the front page of
every paper in this state.

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How's that for exciting?

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Officer Jackson couldn't be sure,
but for a brief moment,

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he thought he saw the corpse of Martha Huber...

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smile.

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Episode 12 : Every Day a Little Death

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Death had come once again to Wisteria Lane.

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I'm afraid I have some bad news for you.

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We found your sister's body.

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Word of the tragedy would soon spread
throughout the neighborhood,

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but for now, people went about their lives
as they always did -- blissfully unaware.

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Hello. Anybody home?

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In the kitchen.

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Good news.

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I finished my book, so I thought to celebrate,
you could take me out to lunch.