501
You talked to my husband about my --

502
Alissa, stop! If I can't understand you,
you have to talk slower!

503
"Dennis said you yelled at him
for saying stuff behind my back."

504
Well, yeah.

505
"And he said you told him
our counseling wasn't working."

506
Yes, that's not exactly what I...

507
"Where the hell do you come off
telling people to stop going to counseling?"

508
I didn't mean that you...

509
"Sure. We have our share of problems:

510
"financial,

511
"emotional,

512
"sexual,

513
"but we were solving them!"

514
Alissa, come here.

515
Are you sure you want to be
saying these things in front of your daughter?

516
Now you're telling me
how to raise my daughter?

517
Lily, we're coming back.

518
Alissa, I am so sorry if I caused a problem.

519
I just wanted to help.

520
Why? Why did I need help?

521
Well -- because...

522
Because I was deaf?

523
No. Because your husband
was being a total jerk.

524
"And you just gotta come in on your white horse
and come to the rescue.

525
"Guess what:
I didn't need to be rescued.

526
"Got that?
I didn't need to be rescued."

527
Bitch!

528
Uh -- she said --

529
Thank you, I know what she said.

530
One minute we were making out in his truck.
Next thing I know, we're in hospital

531
and doctors are digging a bullet out of him.

532
When I started dating Mike
he seemed like such a normal guy!

533
They always do.
You want some nachos?

534
Obviously, I am not going to read the letter.

535
At some point
you just gotta let it go, right?

536
Right. Can we leave out the alopinos?
I'm not good with spicy things.

537
I don't mean to be babbling --

538
it's just really complicated and
there's so much about Mike you don't even know.

539
That would surprise me
at this point.

540
Edie!

541
Your foreman said
you're out on a date with a hottie.

542
Evidently, someone's in need of LASIK.

543
You tracked us down?

544
Oh, it wasn't hard.
I just followed the stench of betrayal.

545
We had an agreement, Susan.

546
No, we didn't.

547
I just said what you wanted to hear
because you guilted me into it.

548
I was trying to protect
our already fragile friendship.

549
Am I in the middle of something?

550
Not anymore.